Signs you’re addicted to NRLCEO
If you are reading this article, then chances are you should already book into the same help group as the rest of us because chances are you are pretty addicted.
A little computer game called NRLCEO controls our lives from February to September. It dictates our social lives and since the invention of the mobile phone, gets many of us in trouble with both our mates and partners.
We don’t believe in God, but we pray for a Semi Radradra try on a Monday night to knock off our mates. Our Google Analytics shows that a very high percentage of our users are regular returners each week, so we have a pretty good idea that you are addicted.
But just how addicted are you? We have listed a number of situations below. Keep track of how many you tick and compare yourself to the key below and let us know what you rate.
1. Your Monday is ruined is you aren’t still in contention for a win.
2. You have uttered the words “oh well, at least he scored for my fantasy team” when someone scores against your real life time in the NRL.
3. You have multiple spreadsheets with player scores and crazy formulas.
4. You have Tweeted @Lonescout asking for last minute advice, or better yet, Tweeted a player himself hoping for that glimmer of hope.
5. You have checked scores in absurd places like the middle of a wedding or a funeral.
6. You have made a last minute selection change within 5 minutes of lockout.
7. You’ve lost sleep over whether to select Ken Sio or Mitch Brown as your reserve back.
8. You manage more teams than what you can keep up with. To answer this correctly try and name your centre’s for every team you manage. You’re confused already, right?
9. You try and live your life vicariously through the TV show, The League.
10. You spend more time talking about your fantasy competition with your mates than anything else.
How many of these things have you done? And where do you rank?
0-2: You dabble in fantasy footy, but it’s only a bit of fun.
3-5: You love your fantasy footy, but you wouldn’t changes plans to watch your reserve forward play to see if he can shank a try.
6-8: Time to get a life. You are the kind of person who has NRLStats on refresh under the table on a date to see if Ben Creagh can crack the 40+ and get a Workhorse.
9+: Full blown addict. You would avoid your Grandma’s funeral to watch your team play.
Comment below to let us know what you scored and tell us some of the other tell tale signs that you are addicted.
JB
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